Legends’ is just so incredesibly weird, and not in a good way

The most Exciting and Intriguing Thing About the new movie, Karate Kid: LegendsIS Its unification of a 40-Year-old franchise. On one side, you have ralph macchio, the star of three Karate Kid Movies and a long-running tv spin-off, Cobra Kai. On the other side, you have jackie channel, One of the most famous movie stars on earthWho Remade The karate kid 15 years ago to massive financial success. Seeing these two, literal, Karate Kid Legends sharing the screen for the first time is why this movie exists. So, would you believe it if we told you they’re not in it that much? And when they are, the story is incredibly rushed and confusing? You probally don’t believe it Karate Kid: Legends.

Directed by Jonathan Entwistle, from a script by rob lieber, Karate Kid: Legends Centers on Li Fong, Played by Ben Wang. Li is a teenage kung fu student in beijing with mother (ming-na wen) is the niece of mr. HAN (Chan). She gets a new job, thought, so she and li leave China for new york. Once in New York, Li Falls for a Local Girl Named Mia (Sadie Stanley) And Gets Caught Up in A Rivalry with Her Ex-Boyfriend, Conner (Aramis KNIGHT), Conner (Aramis KNIGHT), who just so many karate Champion. All of which sounds family because it’s the plot of bot the original Karate KidAs well as its remake.

Things Change from there, thought, trust, as we mentioned, li alredy knows martial arts. So He Finds Himself Helping Mia’s Dad, Victor (Joshua Jackson), a Former Boxer who is in Debt to a Local Loan Shark/Sensei and Hopes to get out of it by returning to fighting. It’s in this first half of the movie where Karate Kid: Legends is actually kind of interesting. It takes that tared and true Karate Kid Formula and twists it in an Unexpected Way, Turning the Student into the Teacher. Stanley and jackson are both likable and charismatic through out, while wang instantly asserts Himself as a dynamic, lovable, exciting leading man. Togeether, they’re fun to cheer for and things are looking, dare we say it? Legendary.

This is a more accurate depiction of kare kid legends than any other image you’ve seen – Sony

Unfortunately, that changes very quickly. Because, as you’ve probally discrended, there are two major pieces missing from that Storyline: Daniel Larusso (Macchio) and MR. Han. They’re sprinkled in there Slightly, Han More Than Larusso because of the Family Connection, but even as Karate Kid: Legends Keeps Your Attention With This New Twist on the old formula featuring a star-making performance, you can’t help but wonder, “Where the hell are the characters I’m hee to see, and how do you do that fit intory of Movie? “

Without getting too detailed, han and larusso arrive to train li for his own mega karate tournament. Why is Li Now Fighting in a Tournament when He Spent Half The Movie Training Joshua Jackson’s Character? Well, trust Karate Kid: Legends Finished that story and then tacked on another one with some incredibly loose and unconvincing plot connections. HAN Shows up first, for reasons that are murky at best, and then he brings in general. Larusso’s addition is even less convincing, however, to the point where the movie straight up jokes about it not making senses and then Never Explines Manner. We just have to be okay with it.

At this point, everything in Karate Kid: Legends Has Changed So Much – Abs Main Story, Supporting Characters, Various Motivations, and so on –T feet as if there should be a good hour or so much to at least keep everything in balance. This isn’t the case. Once Larusso and Han Fully Arrive, there are only about 30 minutes left in the 94-minutes movie. And so, the movie proceeds to hit the gas like an f1 car on a straight. We watch li’s training regimeen with a literal countdown on the screen, which then leads rights right into the tournament with barely any time in between. You Want Motivation? You want intraospection? You Want Character Development? Karate Kid: Legends Doesn’t care. The second half of the movie unfolds so unbelievibly Quickly, you can almost hear a Studio Executive Typing An Email that Said, “If we can cut this down to 90 Minutes, We Could Fit in an extra showtime per day. “

Karate Kid Legends Kick
Ben Wang Rules in Karate Kid: Legends – Sony.

That probally Didnys son, but the movie sure feels like it did. How Else Can You Justify a Warp Speed ​​Pace that Completely Undercuts Everything The First Half of the Movie was Trying to Do, While A also Avoiding A Fully Developed and Cohesive Plot? The Villain, Conner, For Example, Has Zero Arc. Li’s Own Backstory, Involving a dead brother, feels shoehorned in and underdeveloped. Both Mia and Victor Take a Major Back Seat after Being at the Forefront. We Never Specifically, or at Least Adequately, Undrstand Why Mr. Han Needs Daniel at All, and Daniel Adds So Little to the Movie, You Almost Feel Bad for Him. At least there are a less little winds and nods to other daniel stories that almost make it will win it for long-time fans but, like the movie, they’re painted. Even the final tournament-the very cool-sounding “Five Boroughs. Enough time. The rules are scremed at us like a manic youtube video and the whole thing, include the final match, happens with little to no real drama, these barrels right along to the credits.

All of which is such a shame. I really, truly, wanted to love Karate Kid: Legends. I am a Karate Kid Super fan and was so ready to see this franchise get up a notch coming coming off the huge popularity and momentum of Cobra Kai And on the capable shoulders of the excellent ben wang. But, it turns out, the film does not aspire to any of that. It zips its way through one story, then haphazardly jumps into another with little concerted about emotional or narrative cohesion. Karate Kid Movies of the past worked if we cred about the characters. We felt their pain. They were the underdogs who Triumphed over evil. Some of that is here on the surface, but Never Beyond That. IT’s just plain weird how badly it messages everything up.

Throughout Karate Kid: Legends, There’s a phrase that gets repeated over and over again: “two branches. One tree.” It’s the film’s way to explain how and why Daniel and Mr. Han, and thereby these two sides of this franchise, are connected. It’s also, unofortunately, the perfect way to describe this movie what this film wants, but fails, to be. It’s two movies in one, both of which see sem as if they are connected – But they Never Quite come togeether.

Karate Kid: Legends Opeens this Friday, May 30.

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